Just heard "car for the richest guys on the earth" from a Malibu commercial.

"CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)" (ccpbb) 08/02/2014 at 01:00 • Filed to: None

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Elon Musk drives a Tesla Model S and likely not a Malibu.

TurboSloth > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 08/02/2014 at 01:04

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Theres a surgeon at the hospital I work at. From what I heard, he's pretty good too. He drives a Honda Fit.

It confuses me too. I'm sure there's someone on the Forbes billionaires list that owns a Malibu.

Josh G > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 08/02/2014 at 01:05

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I see what they did there.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > TurboSloth 08/02/2014 at 01:07

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Because it goes off roading brah

Dagget > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 08/02/2014 at 01:28

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Maybe Musk didn't make the cutoff? I mean he isn't even in the top 50 of richest guys on earth and I bet his relationship with his kids, friends, or whoever he's currently bangulatin' isn't as rich and rewarding as what's in this artfully crafted b-roll. In short he's a penniless guttersnipe in comparison and in no way deserving of the majesty of the Malibu.

Also you gave me an excuse to use the word "guttersnipe", and have therefore goofed.

Maddox Kay > CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) 08/02/2014 at 01:41

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Chevrolet Malibu: For the richest guys on earth. (When Hertz royally messes up their reservation for an Aston Martin)

CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist) > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 08/02/2014 at 03:25

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Malibu: Future contendant of Demolition Derby.